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There once was a lady from...
Körperlich wieder zu hause, geistig grad in Schottland.
Wieso? Weil ich meine Liebe für Limericks entdeckt habe....
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There once was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In just half an hour,
His balls were on fire
And his arsehole was covered in weeds.

There was a young lady of Malta
Who strangled her aunt with a halter.
She said, "I won't bury her,
She'll do for my Terrier.
She'll keep for a month if I salt her."

There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought all babies came from God,
But 'twas not The Almighty
Who lifted her nightie,
But Roger the lodger, the sod!

There was a young lady of Wantage
Of whom the town clerk took advantage.
Said the Borough Surveyor:
"Of course you must pay her -
You've altered the line of her frontage!"

A passenger dining at Crewe
Once found a large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter: "Don't shout,
Or wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too."

There was a young man of Peru
Who found he had nothing to do,
So he sat on the stairs
And counted his hairs,
And found he had seventy-two.

There once was an old man called Ghandhi
Who felt most remarkably randy.
In love he was lacking
And needing a facking
With a goat, or anything handy.

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